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humor The Onion 2026-09-29

A Voter's Guide to the 'Scary-American' Candidate Everyone Loves to Hate

Abdul El-Sayed is running for Senate, and his main platform seems to be distracting voters with actual ideas while the DNC throws rocks at him. His hairline is resolute, but his chances are as unpredictable as a toad in a storm.

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