On-chain sleuths have linked dozens of token launches on the newly popular Robinhood Chain to coordinated syndicates making off with over $15 million. Down here in Baja, we care about as much about a sniped bonding curve as we do about a dry Pacific swell; if you're dumb enough to buy a coin called 'DRAFT' deployed by a guy named Guido out of a van in Echo Park, you deserve to pay for my next round of Pacifico beers.