Trump Torpedos Iran Strait Plan As Pescadero Surfers Focus On Double Overhead Sets
Global crude markets are in absolute freefall after Trump officially rejected Tehran's proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Down here in Baja, the local gringo expat community huddled at the taco stand agreed that a forty-dollar gallon of Pemex gas is a small price to pay for offshore winds at Cerritos. After all, nobody cares about the global supply chain when your morning right is firing and the Pacific Tecates are properly iced.