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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Juice Bar Microdoses Engineered Psychedelic Plant in Cold-Pressed Kale

Spiritual wellness seekers in Los Cerritos claim the new organic smoothie blend unlocks ancient Mayan trading secrets, though most just spent four hours conversing with a passing pickup truck. Local yoga instructors are demanding immediate union representation for the affected blenders.

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