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Our AI Says: Anthropic Releases Claude 'Priest Mode' for OXXO Cashiers Handling Utility Bill Payments

The newly updated AI agent reportedly demanded three trillion Hail Marys and 46 billion Our Fathers from a bewildered tourist trying to top up their Telcel phone data. The OXXO cashier simply stared blankly and muttered 'No hay sistema'.

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