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humor Clickhole 2026-09-29

Chipotle App Now Notifies You If Your Quesadilla Comes With A Side Of Registry

Finally, transparency in fast food that lets you decide if a criminal record ruins the structural integrity of your cheese-filled tortilla. Chipotle is really leaning into the 'guilt-free' dining experience by letting you donate your meal to the poor if you can't handle the heat of the registry.

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