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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-29

Financial Expert Confirms You Can Easily Retire On A Packet Of Crisps And Vibes

Forget compound interest and sensible investments; apparently, a sunset and a heart attack are all the retirement planning you need. This expert suggests that since you’ll likely be mauled by a polar bear anyway, you might as well spend your last fifty quid on a Twix.

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