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humor El Deforma 2026-09-28

Lucasfilm Announces New Star Wars Trilogy Destined for Immediate Cancellation

Lucasfilm has unveiled an ambitious plan to hire a 'perfect' visionary director, only to inevitably fire them for 'creative differences' six months later. It’s the ultimate Star Wars experience: paying for a trailer, getting a cancellation notice, and pretending it’s all part of the Jedi way.

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