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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-28

Alberta separatists invite investors to 'come and lose your money in our chaotic republic'

Alberta is trying to lure international capital to their half-baked breakaway nation with the kind of confidence usually reserved for pyramid schemes. Nothing screams 'economic stability' like begging for venture capital while simultaneously burning down your own sovereign house.

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