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humor De Speld 2026-09-28

How to Survive Your Own Cremation: A Guide for the Toasty Reader

Francine Oomen finally tackles the ultimate life hurdle: being reduced to ash while wondering if the oven temperature is too high. It is the perfect bedside read for anyone currently turning into a human briquette, provided you can still hold a book with your ghost hands.

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