Controversial influencer Jack Doherty shocked absolutely no one by allegedly pocketing roughly $200,000 in a classic memecoin rug pull after swearing he would never sell. Down here in Baja, we’re too busy watching the power grid fail for the third time this week to care about a streamer’s token. Frankly, the local pelicans have a better grasp of macroeconomic supply curves than anyone buying a coin named after a YouTuber.