European anti-fraud cops just conducted coordinated raids across multiple countries chasing millions in allegedly misappropriated European Parliament funds from a defunct right-wing faction. Back here in Baja California Sur, we are deeply concerned by this bureaucratic tragedy, right after we finish checking the overhead barrels rolling in at San Pedrito. Honestly, if Brussels politicians just spent more time paddling out and less time embezzling, they would realize nobody cares about their ledger sheets. Stay tuned as we ignore every single headline from the old world in favor of an extra fish taco.