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Global Markets Plunge as US Treasury Yields Hit Multi-Year Highs, Leaving Pescadero Surfers Completely Unbothered

While Wall Street traders panic over surging bond yields and escalating geopolitical tensions, local gringos drinking $9 iced lattes in Pescadero have confirmed they literally do not care because the wind is offshore at San Pedrito. Everyone has gone back to ignoring their WhatsApp work groups.

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