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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-28

Local Marvel Nerd Demands You Study 16,000 Hours Before Seeing A Movie

Dan Lee is deeply offended that you haven't memorized the entire, bloated Marvel Cinematic Universe canon just to enjoy a CGI explosion fest. Apparently, watching a superhero flick now requires a PhD in fictional lore and a complete lack of a social life.

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