A fresh batch of venture capitalists just lit another multibillion-dollar pile of cash on fire to fund an AI infrastructure pivot that promises to boil municipal water supplies for slightly faster email drafts. Down here in Todos Santos, we are currently generating all our electricity from old truck alternators and pure sun, blissfully ignoring the Silicon Valley techno-cultists who think humanity's ultimate destiny is staring into a glowing rectangle until their brains turn to lukewarm guacamole.