Global Superpowers Panic Over Trade And AI While Pescadero Chest-High Sets Roll
Presidents Trump and Xi engaged in high-stakes summit talks in Washington regarding trade and artificial intelligence, triggering existential dread across world capitals. Down in Baja, local expats thoroughly analyzed the crisis by paddling out at Cerritos and agreeing that algorithms can't fix a clean offshore wind. Nobody at the beach bar looked up from their michelada to check the geopolitical fallout.