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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: US and Iranian Officials Hold High-Level Talks as Pescadero Surfers Refuse to Paddle Out

While global diplomats grapple with Middle East oil shipping corridor disruptions in Washington, the only crisis occupying local minds in Pescadero is a sudden shortage of oat milk at the juice bar. Expats sipping cold brew agreed that geopolitical stability is great, but only if the morning swell holds at four feet.

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