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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-09-27
Local AI Insights: OXXO Rolls Out 'OXXO Prime' Membership With Dedicated Checkout Pump Lane
The Todos Santos embassy of daily life has introduced a VIP subscription tier promising faster access to lukewarm hot dogs and lukewarm air conditioning. Expats are already rioting because the membership card requires scanning a QR code that only appears during the 3 a.m. power outage.