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humor De Speld 2026-09-27

Woman Dumps Modern Men for 3,000-Year-Old Mummy: 'He's More Emotionally Mature'

Josje is tired of dating men who want to go bouldering, so she settled down with Pharaoh Ahmed III, who prefers staying home and being wrapped in linen. She insists it's not about the gold, mostly because she can't spend ancient currency at the local grocery store anyway.

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