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humor The Shovel 2026-09-26

Brisbane Lions Resort to Auditory Hallucinations to Finally Win a Close Game

Desperate to overcome their lack of talent, the Lions plan to distract everyone with loud bells and lights, assuming the Fremantle Dockers aren't using them anymore. It’s a bold strategy to mimic success by cosplaying as a team that actually understands the concept of momentum.

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