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humor The Beaverton 2026-09-26

Premier Eby Loses Lead to Mysterious Candidate 'To Be Determined'

David Eby’s genius plan to crush a fractured opposition backfired so spectacularly that he’s now losing to a political ghost. It turns out that 'TBD' is polling significantly better than the guy who actually bothered to show up for the campaign.

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