Bitget just suffered a massive $351.6 million hot wallet drain after attackers spoofed backend infrastructure and authorization flows. Down here in Baja, the CFE grid went out for the third time this week, leaving us wondering why anyone trusts cloud servers or smart contracts when a simple candle and a cold Pacifico work just fine. Frankly, we care more about whether the local taco truck is open than some centralized exchange getting its pockets emptied.