Down here in Todos Santos, the only thing launching is a clean double-overhead set off the point, and nobody gives a single salted taco about Silicon Valley’s latest software pivot. But up north, venture capital firms have collectively realized that funding apps for artisanal dog-walking is a dead end, pivoting en masse to pouring billions into autonomous maritime drones and AI laser cannons. Apparently, seed-stage investors got tired of losing money on 'Uber for fermented kale' and decided to fund Skynet directly instead. It's a brilliant strategy, provided you don't mind your next Series A pitch deck being evaluated by an orbital tactical strike platform.