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2026-09-26
Chakra-Cleansing Orgonite Pyramids: Fending Off Bad Vibes and Local Plumbers
A delightful lump of resin, copper shavings, and quartz crystals guaranteed to transmute electromagnetic smog into pure unadulterated nonsense. Pescadero spiritual wellness gurus keep three on every outdoor dining table to neutralize the negative energy of pending utility bills.