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2026-09-26
Local AI Insights: OXXO Rolls Out 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Offering Dedicated Pump Lanes for Autonomous Surf Drones
To streamline the delivery of cold Pacificos and questionable hot dogs to Cerritos beach, OXXO has integrated cloud infrastructure with local drone fleets. Surfers are now required to scan a QR code on their board or face immediate repossession of their wax.