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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-25

Trump suggests a brand new war might be just what the midterms need

In a display of political strategy that only a toddler with a magnifying glass could love, Trump suggests a foreign war as the perfect distraction for midterm voters. Nothing says 're-elect me' like a little global instability.

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