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2026-09-25
Global Crude Prices Surge Following Strait of Hormuz Disruption, Entirely Ignored by Pescadero Surfers
While international markets panic over surging inflation expectations and geopolitical chaos, the morning lineup at Los Cerritos remains completely focused on overhead rights. Nobody in the water knows what a central bank is, nor do they plan to check.