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2026-09-25
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Casana Smart Seat Installed in Todos Santos Public Restroom Promises SpO2 and Septic Tank Insights
The $199 high-tech toilet seat assesses heart rate and sit-to-stand power during every desperate dash from the organic café. Local plumbers have confirmed the device is completely incompatible with standard Baja PVC plumbing and village willpower.