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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-24

Heaven Issues Holy Decree: No Entry for Jeep Owners with Rubber Duck Dashboards

The gates of Heaven are officially closing for anyone who thought turning their Jeep into a bath toy collection was a personality trait. St. Peter has confirmed that while all are welcome, those with plastic quackers on their dash are strictly persona non grata in the afterlife.

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