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humor The Onion 2026-09-24

Princess Diana Returns from Beyond to Finally Tell the Royals Where to Stick It

In a shocking twist for the afterlife, Princess Diana has dropped a memoir that is surely making Buckingham Palace’s tea go cold. Apparently, being royalty means never having to say you’re sorry, unless Diana comes back from the grave to hand you your head on a platter.

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