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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-24

Wendy's Mandatory Training: Emo Beef is Now on the Menu

Wendy's employees must now pass a four-hour exam on early 2000s emo drama just to flip burgers. Apparently, knowing why John Nolan and Jesse Lacy hated each other is essential for high-quality fry service.

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