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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-24

Trump Prepares for Xi Dinner by Ordering the Slaughter of the Fattened Cat

In a bizarre display of diplomatic hospitality, the White House kitchen staff is busy preparing a very specific, very feline main course for the Chinese President. One can only hope the cat was at least served with a side of tariffs.

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