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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-24

Woman Thrilled to Friendzone Guy She Compares to Her Own Brother

Lauren has found the perfect platonic partner, mostly because she keeps comparing him to her sibling to ensure the sexual tension remains dead on arrival. Poor Jordan is currently being curated into the 'brother zone' while blissfully unaware he's auditioning for a role he’ll never get.

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