Crowdfunded Bluetooth Hammock Drone: Hover Awkwardly Above the Cactus Fields
This doomed Kickstarter project promises a drone-powered hammock that hovers four feet off the ground so you never touch common Mexican soil again. Pescadero expats have collectively pledged forty grand toward the prototype, completely ignoring the minor detail that its lithium batteries explode in desert heat. Nothing says leisure like a mid-siesta aerial firebombing.