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Aura-Cleansing Radionic Spray: Bottled Baja Fog for Your Troubled Chakra Alignment

Dehydrated desert air and crushed quartz suspended in moon-water costing $85 a bottle will instantly banish the psychic residue of your ex-broker. Todos Santos wellness gurus spritz this aggressively over their linen caftans before sunset yoga to repel negative vibrations and local street dogs. It smells faintly of unwashed sage and existential desperation.

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