Our AI Says: Global Crude Oil Prices Climb Higher, But Pescadero Locals Remain Utterly Unbothered While Waiting for Surf
As international energy markets convulse under the weight of geopolitical supply disruptions, residents of the Baja coast continue staring blankly at the horizon waiting for a clean shoulder. Nobody in Todos Santos knows what a basis point is, and frankly, the CFE power grid went down three hours ago anyway, rendering the global economy entirely theoretical.