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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-24

Why gorgeous people are a hazard to public safety and should be banned from work

Being too attractive is officially a workplace liability because apparently, nobody can parallel park or floss their teeth while staring at a human ten. The solution is mandatory paper bags for driving instructors to ensure our roads and cavities remain purely aesthetic-free zones.

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