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humor The Shovel 2026-09-24

Trump: Allowing People to Choose Their Own News is Basically Communism

The White House warns that letting citizens pick their own news feed is a dangerous slippery slope toward independent thought. Apparently, true freedom is letting the government curate your reality so you don't have to strain your brain with pesky choices.

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