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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-23

Man Fights Woke Mob Because Tattoo Artist Won't Ink His Shitty Cybersigilism

A balding 50-year-old is outraged that local tattoo artists refuse to ink his kindergarten-level doodles on his inner thigh. Clearly, this is a violation of free speech rather than just basic aesthetic standards.

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