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humor The Hard Times 2026-09-23

Ed Sheeran Deems Falling Ticket Sales a True Humanitarian Catastrophe

Ed Sheeran bravely confronts the real victim of the Gaza crisis: his own bottom line. He’s slashing ticket prices, proving that his moral compass is perfectly calibrated to whatever keeps the loop machine running and the fans from noticing he’s essentially human elevator music.

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