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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-09-23

Unitree Go2 Quadruped: A Mechanical Hound for the Dust-Choked Patios of Baja

Wealthy retirees in Cerritos are dropping thousands on robot dogs because actual local strays are insufficiently dystopian. It handles loose sand terribly, but it looks fantastic failing to climb a dune while streaming telemetry to Beijing.

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