Paranoid sky-watchers across the globe are losing their collective minds over yet another blurry light doing loop-de-loops in the upper atmosphere. Down here in Baja, we saw a glowing object streak across the night sky last week, but it turned out to be just a pelican illuminated by a beachfront margarita bar. Frankly, extraterrestrials would have to offer free surfboard repair to get any attention in this town.