ECB Hikes Rates By 25 Basis Points While Pescadero Surf Stays Overhead
The European Central Bank raised its deposit rate by 25 basis points to combat rising energy-driven inflation, prompting local expats to briefly glance up from their Tecates before deciding the overhead waves at Cerritos were a vastly superior hedge against global economic collapse. Nobody at the beach bar could remember what a basis point was, nor did they care as long as the fish tacos stayed under eighty pesos.