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Crude Oil Prices Fluctuate Sharply in Strait of Hormuz While Pescadero Residents Continue Surfing

As global markets panic over international shipping disruptions and surging energy inflation, local surfers in Pescadero have thoroughly examined the macro-economic chaos and decided the morning swell is simply too good to care. Nobody on the beach was immediately available for comment, as everyone was too busy waiting for their breakfast burritos.

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