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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-09-23

OXXO Unveils New 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Plan With Dedicated Pump Lane

In a bid to streamline the local economy, the Todos Santos OXXO has rolled out a subscription service that guarantees priority access to the single working register and lukewarm hot dogs. Prime members can now bypass the three-hour line of tourists trying to exchange dollars for pesos.

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