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humor The Needling 2026-09-23

Local Bigot Exhausted by Performance of Pretending to Care About Women's Sports

Rick Petty is finding it increasingly difficult to sustain his performative activism, mostly because actually watching his daughter play sports interferes with his busy schedule of being a total jerk. He's counting down the seconds until election season ends so he can go back to being an insufferable father without the political theater.

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