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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-22

Amazon's New Feature: Real-Time Updates for Your Porch Pirate's Loot

Amazon is finally rolling out a feature that confirms your package arrived just in time to be snatched by a local thief. It’s the ultimate digital courtesy—why wonder if your package was stolen when you can have the app rub it in your face?

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