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Global Oil Tumbles Because Washington Talked to Tehran, But Pescadero Surf is Overhead

Crude oil prices plummeted globally today following sudden diplomatic hopes between the U.S. and Iran, potentially shifting geopolitical stability for the first time in decades. Local expats, however, remain entirely unfazed while nursing lukewarm Tecates at Cerritos Beach. Nobody down here is checking futures markets when double-head-high sets are rolling in off the point. Frankly, global peace negotiations pale in comparison to a decent offshore wind.

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