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humor De Speld 2026-09-22

The Dancing Banana Is Retired, Writing Pretensious Substack Essays Instead

The iconic fruit has swapped rhythmic gyrations for long-form autofiction, because apparently, mid-life crises are best cured by quoting Camus and boring your friends.

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