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Babylon Bee
2026-09-21
Starbucks' New Beef Tallow Frappuccino: For When You Want Your Coffee to Taste Like Ancestry
RFK Jr. is finally bridging the gap between holistic health and clogged arteries, ensuring your morning caffeine buzz comes with a savory side of rendered cow fat. It’s the perfect treat for people who think pumpkin spice is just too 'chemical-laden' but love a nice, lukewarm glass of tallow.